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		<title>Not A Wharram!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man who set sail in a homemade boat and had to be rescued about 400m (1,313ft) off Dorset has been criticised by coastguards. Portland Coastguard said it had been aware of a wooden and metal catamaran &#8220;contraption&#8221; on the beach at Charmouth for the past few days. The owner decided to launch it on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.thegledaproject.com/wp-content/uploads/Not-A-Wharram.jpeg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3809" style="margin-left: 4px; margin-right: 4px;" title="Not A Wharram" src="http://www.thegledaproject.com/wp-content/uploads/Not-A-Wharram.jpeg" alt="" width="222" height="166" /></a>A man who set sail in a homemade boat and had to be  rescued about 400m (1,313ft) off Dorset has been criticised by  coastguards.</strong></p>
<p>Portland Coastguard said it had been aware of a  wooden and metal catamaran &#8220;contraption&#8221; on the beach at Charmouth for  the past few days.</p>
<p>The owner decided to launch it on Wednesday  afternoon but quickly got into trouble and started drifting.</p>
<p>An  RNLI lifeboat towed the boat back to shore and the man was given advice.</p>
<p><strong>&#8216;Wooden paddles&#8217;</strong></p>
<p>A coastguard  spokesman said: &#8220;We knew about this contraption on the beach for the  last week or so.</p>
<p>&#8220;With the offshore winds he was never going to  get back with his wooden paddles.</p>
<p>&#8220;People on the shore raised the  alarm and we had to rescue him.</p>
<p>&#8220;It was an irresponsible thing  to do, that lifeboat could have been needed for another emergency.&#8221;</p>
<p>The   spokesman said people cannot be stopped entering the sea in homemade  devices</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8636609.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8636609.stm﻿</a></p>
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